"Wow - if you are seriously that Parinoid ... GET OFF THE NET! You have already been "found by them" ..."

I was talking to a former Nigerian general only last week and he convinced me that the Internet is a very safe place! In fact I'm now helping him sort out a delicate financial problem.

Also, a couple of days ago a man form Microsoft telephoned me and helped me install some new software which he said will improve my computer's security. I just switched on Remote Assistance and he did everything for me!