My name is Jeramy kerbs. I have an older brother by the same name. My older brother is a Mechanic, he lives in Elk Washington. He has a wife from Azerbaijin. My dad, Sam Kerbs is the first professional artichoke chugger and he pistulates on me because nobody knows i exist. My older brother Jeramy doesn't know about me. I am supposed to hide when he sees me because He eats small children.
My mother has a chimp named Bobo Kerbs. He taught me to square dance. He has a friend named Lulu. He is a tap-dancing gorilla from the Punjob. He weighs 900 pounds and likes to sit on the fat kerbs when they get noisy. Oh yeah,! I almost forgot to tell you his name. His name is.......
uh.. I forgot his name. Anyway the Kerbs family is honorable, except for me.